Life: The IRL Problem Thread!!

[Xellos]

I'm not out for just sex, if I were I'd have dumped her and be banging the other hotter girls who I know like me. It's just that when your girl goes from uber horny tons of sex, to nonexistent sex drive, you get a tiny bit frustrated -.-

[One Classy Bloke]

Well, you can look back on this situration and get revenge. I recommend that you advertise her on a girl looking for girl personal. Then, once she's active again, threesome!

Or, just remember, love before wang.

[Ogreasy]

Very good points, love before wang.
lol

[mrwiseman]

Of course, love > happy wang.

[One Classy Bloke]

great, way to kill conversation Xel. You need to be more horny!

[Ogreasy]

lol

[Ogreasy]

Well, I still haven't done anything asbout my friend, BUT I have contacted a friend who can help. She is into anime and is a top notch artist, okay not top notch, but shes a good writer too.
Well, our ultimate goal is to get him out of the shounen-ai and into Cowboy Bebop.

Phase One:Introduce Love Hina, Chobits, and other non shounen-ai mangas.
Phase Two:Encourage the use of fanservice.(lol)
Phase Three [img]biggrin.gif[/img] esensitize with a large dose of the most violent and upsetting animes there are.
Phase Four:Introduce a good Mech anime.
Phase Five:"Accidentally" leave a Cowboy Bebop manga on his doorstep.
Phase Six:"Hey man, wanna come over and watch this show with us? I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it but its called "Cowboy Bebop". He comes over and enjoys it.
Phase Seven:Cowboy Bebop fanservice, lol.
Phase Eight:Show him the CB movie and accompanying shoujo-ai fanservice.

I think it'll work great.
Any additions to the plan?
I kid about the fanservice,

Or do I?

[Xellos]

A suggestion is let him stay witht he shounen-ai if it's what he likes.

[Ogreasy]

Yeah, I know thats the right thing to do but still..
I don't want him coming over for the anime night and bringing like "Schoolboy no Gymteacher" and making the rest of us watch it. We want something with depth. OR naked women, either or.

[Xellos]

Shoujo usually has much more character depth than any other anime. And not everything that's shoujo is shounen-ai. And even if it is, then you can just tell him you don't want to watch it. Or, since you're so open to everything, just give it a chance.